“Why are you wearing a tie in the bedroom?” “To show my dominance.” “You look like you’re late for a job interview you won’t get.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Superman Trunks
"He has the red trunks back!" "In 2025, this is the biggest poli...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inflation
"I bought a chocolate bar for $12!" "Was it luxury?" "No, it was...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
A little girl and boy are...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Password
"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
The highest note of humor!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
The best thing since version 1.0!
First! And it’s funny!