“Go shorty, it’s your birthday!” “Actually, Bill, it’s our mortgage payment due date, and you’ve spent the ‘club’ money on a spinning hubcap for a minivan.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
... (Laughter in silence).
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.