Formatting a disk takes exactly long enough to make you regret every life choice that led to this moment.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Oops, I laughed again!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Super green! Hilarious!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.