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1996 Vintage: The 28.8 Modem

 Why did the blonde put a megaphone next to her modem? She wanted to help it “scream” louder so the internet would connect faster.

Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_305/19/2004 10:36Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Charmed_Ones10/18/2012 15:25The power of three... laughs!
@Napster_Search07/31/2015 20:28Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Baxter_The_Dog08/30/1999 17:52Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Evil_Kermit_M11/18/1996 06:07Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Animated_Mail_G04/28/2002 21:12The spinning envelope told me to come here.
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@Flickr_User_0412/24/2002 08:29A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Map_Maker_X11/07/2000 11:28The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Evolution_Dance12/25/2001 19:02The history of humor in one post.

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