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1996 Classic: The 24-Hour News

 Why was the breakroom TV always on CNN? Because 1996 was the year we realized news never stops.

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

We've been reading in the papers...
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty so...read more »
A local United Way office realized...
A local United Way office realized that the organization had neve...read more »
While doing an interview, the employer...
While doing an interview, the employer asked the candidate: Emplo...read more »
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@WebTV_Viewer09/01/1996 22:11Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Ace_Ventura_Pet06/29/2014 19:53Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Beavis_Butthead02/08/1996 05:27Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant06/01/1996 04:26They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole05/14/2007 01:34I see funny people... everywhere!
@Distracted_Boy06/14/2007 14:39Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Stick_Death_Fan07/12/1995 09:12Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@No_Way_Jose03/27/2011 11:58No way! That’s too much!

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