I haven’t used my actual oven in six months. If it can’t be airfried, it’s not food.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
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71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blade Reboot (Wait, still?)
2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »
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They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyper-Local" Food
I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »
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59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition
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2025 Legacy: The "Algorithmic" Dating
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!