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2016 Classic: The 2016 Optimism

 We’ve got Pokémon, we’ve got Deadpool, and we’ve got AirPods. Surely 2017 will be a calm, quiet year of progress.

Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory12/23/2010 11:16Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Geocities_Neighbor05/02/2000 00:25Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Magic_SchoolBus08/23/1996 09:13Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Better_Off_Dead08/15/2000 18:27I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Tina_Eat_Food03/12/2015 12:30Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Doge_Much_Funny03/11/1998 03:02Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Netscape_Now_B12/19/2008 17:18I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@DMOZ_Volunteer08/24/2003 09:18Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

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