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2012 Classic: The 2012 Tesla Model S

 A car that is basically a giant iPad on wheels. I’m sure this won’t change the world at all.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze
Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Virtual" Reality TV
 I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Submerged" Tech
 My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »
74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »
2025 Archive: The Saw XI Survival
 Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Trust Issues
 I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »
59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean-Tech" Luxury
 I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blade Reboot (Wait, still?)
 2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure
 Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

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2025 Archive: The "Authenticity" Filter
 There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Prompt Engineer" Career
 My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »
68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era
Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Human-Made" Sticker
 I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level10/31/1997 09:27There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings05/11/1999 20:22One joke to rule them all!
@MIRC_Ghost01/04/2003 15:16Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Clueless_Dionne11/04/2004 03:02Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Zip_Drive_Owner03/30/2008 23:30Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Firewire_Fan01/24/2012 22:54Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Overly_Attached02/04/2015 14:47I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Top_List_Winner05/27/2008 17:39Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair09/21/2008 06:38I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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