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2009 Vintage: The 2012 Movie Panic

 “The world is ending in three years!” “Great, does that mean I can stop contributing to my 401(k) and start buying more wine?”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
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The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
 "She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
 "I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »

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 "The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cast_Away_Wilson11/26/2013 01:34WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter09/16/2008 13:24The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Cheers_Norm11/21/2007 06:58Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Harry_Potter_Ron09/24/2007 15:31Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Space_Jam_Lola11/15/1997 04:11Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Goonies_Never_D01/08/2012 02:02Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog04/24/2013 14:18Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Web_Counter_9905/18/1998 11:01I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Hi5_Pro_User08/24/2013 08:53High five for this joke!
@Retweet_King11/07/1997 12:46RT if you think this is funny!

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