“The world is ending in three years!” “Great, does that mean I can stop contributing to my 401(k) and start buying more wine?”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
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The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
"She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
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