Why was it the “Year of the Pivot”? Because we were turning our backs on the old wars, only to realize the new ones looked exactly the same, just with more screens.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Laser" Point-Defense
Why the "Pew-Pew" sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 3.0
Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "GPS" Spoofing over Israel
Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition
In 2003, the military proved it could conquer a country in three ...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition
In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Exoskeleton" Rollout
Why did the 2025 Infantry look like "Iron Man"? To make sure they...read more »
31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition
In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Prigozhin" Plane Crash
Why was the August crash "Surprising"? To absolutely nobody. In 2...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Deepfakes
Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »
2025 Classic: The "6G" Tactical Network
Why was the 2025 signal so fast? To ensure that the Private can r...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition
In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!