Why do lawyers love 2009? Because in a world of “apps,” everyone is just one “Update” away from a lawsuit.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!