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2009 Vintage: The 2009 Verdict

 Why do lawyers love 2009? Because in a world of “apps,” everyone is just one “Update” away from a lawsuit.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
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2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_Explorer02/11/2004 03:09I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Dial_Up_King10/17/2014 10:30Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Tank_Operator02/11/2015 07:29Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Grunge_Lord_9410/07/2013 12:40I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Frame_Set_Wizard12/26/2005 08:40I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Illidan_Blind05/20/2014 02:12I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Trogdor_Burn12/06/2006 09:49Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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