2009 Vintage: The 2009 Optimism

We’ve got Windows 7, Angry Birds, and the highest-grossing movie of all time. Surely the 2010s will be the best decade yet.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

I spent an entire week in May refreshing YouTube every hour like...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

@Myspace_Tom08/04/2011 22:43I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@T9_Texter05/20/2008 08:004-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Bluetooth_Bot07/04/2006 13:10Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Speed_Racer_Go04/09/2002 16:54Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Hashtag_Master12/19/1996 06:50#funny #joke #retro #90s