2003 Legacy: The 2003

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2003. / 2003 who? / 2,003 knocks and I’m finally in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9003/06/2012 18:48In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz06/10/2010 11:56The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan11/01/2008 13:02I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club09/17/1995 23:47All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Second_Life_Avy09/12/2015 20:09In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Homestar_Runner01/15/2008 08:05That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair02/22/2005 23:40I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Tablet_User_1002/14/2011 07:25Tapping my way to a good mood.