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2004 Vintage: The 1GB Flash Drive

 Why was the man bragging? He bought a thumb drive for $100 that held “as much as a thousand floppy disks,” and he felt like he had the power of NASA in his pocket.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2004 “Flip Phones & Smoke Monsters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Survivor09/17/2001 08:08I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Optical_Mouse_9910/01/2011 19:45I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Emule_Donkey12/30/2010 22:43Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Judge_Dredd_Law01/22/1995 22:07I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Napoleon_Dyna05/31/2010 03:56Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Keyboard_Cat_P10/05/2005 14:00Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Mocking_Sponge03/04/1999 04:31mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Flash_Intro_Hater12/29/2010 17:48Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Fred_Channel_0611/22/2002 20:51HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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