1998 Archive: The 1998 Optimism

We’ve got Google, we’ve got iMacs, and we’ve got Britney. What could possibly go wrong in the next two years?

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

Jake Gyllenhaal is back in a courtroom. 2024 is the year of the ...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules11/03/1995 23:52Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Startup_Kid07/16/1999 10:49Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Rewritable_CD01/18/1995 04:54I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Loituma_Girl05/11/2003 08:21Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Web_Counter_9904/09/2000 05:32I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!