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1996 Classic: The 1996 Optimism

We really think that the internet is just a fad that will be over by the time the year 2000 hits.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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 I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »
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 They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad12/23/2001 17:20Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@SpiderMan_Tobey11/02/2009 15:04With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Zoolander_Derek08/15/2006 11:22What is this? A joke for ants?
@Iron_Man_Tony11/10/2003 02:38I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Pentium_Power01/20/2002 02:56My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Space_Jam_Lola04/12/1997 19:43Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Success_Kid_Win09/16/1999 18:19Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

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