1995 Classic: The 1995 Optimism

We really think that once everyone is connected to the internet, all human conflict will just disappear.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

I went in for a concert and left with a "Dad is a serial killer"...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

I’ve been killed by a "Lion Dancer" 50 times. I’m currently cryi...read more »

I don't know where he came from, but he’s currently the king of ...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

@Pixel_Addict12/05/2011 02:15LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@MIRC_Ghost09/20/2002 03:57Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Cheers_Norm02/18/1997 01:52Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Men_In_Black_K09/17/1995 07:09We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Coffee_Addict01/10/2008 10:48404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Rick_Roller_0703/08/2002 07:27Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!