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1996 Classic: Ted Kaczynski (The Unabomber)

Why did his arrest in ’96 relieve politicians? Because they finally stopped receiving packages that couldn’t be blamed on a “clerical error.”

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan08/15/1996 16:29Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Flash_Animator06/14/2014 16:06I should make a stickman movie about this.
@SoulSeek_Fan07/31/1995 01:32Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan06/25/1995 22:41Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Fargo_Marge08/28/2004 21:39Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Kill_Bill_Bride04/14/1996 20:43I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Jackass_Johnny07/16/2011 05:26Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Chocolate_Rain12/04/2012 17:03I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Blogger_Default05/14/1995 06:37Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Grammar_Nazi_9910/26/1997 06:51Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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