2018 Classic: The Grinch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Why was he so mean? Because in 2018, even the Grinch realized that he needed a hip-hop soundtrack by Tyler, the Creator to be relevant.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Grinch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
2018 Archive: The Hereditary
We watched the movie. Now she makes that “clicking” sound with her tongue to scare me. I haven’t slept in a week. Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Hereditary
2018 Classic: The Ralph Breaks the Internet
I told her I’m gonna break the internet. She said, “You already broke the iPad, sit down.” Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Ralph Breaks the Internet
2018 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
2018 Archive: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Little Star
2018 Archive: The Smart-Speaker Snitch
“Your heart rate was up at 2 AM,” the doctor noted. I asked how he knew. He said, “Your Google Home told me you were… Read More »2018 Archive: The Smart-Speaker Snitch
2018 Archive: The Pharmacist
“Is this medicine ‘Instagrammable’?” “It’s a suppository, ma’am. Please don’t.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Pharmacist
2018 Archive: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Direct Message’. Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok… Read More »2018 Archive: The Referral
2018 Classic: The Prescription
“I can’t read this.” “It’s an ‘Emoji’ code. 💀 means you’re sick, 💊 means take this.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite… Read More »2018 Classic: The Prescription
2018 Classic: The Smart Speaker
Why did the blonde ask Alexa to “clean her room”? She heard it was a “Smart Home” system and was disappointed when the robot didn’t… Read More »2018 Classic: The Smart Speaker