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2018 Archive: The Pharmacist

“Is this medicine ‘Instagrammable’?” “It’s a suppository, ma’am. Please don’t.”

Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beverly_Hills_9021005/06/2004 04:52The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Prestige_World_W08/23/2013 07:47Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Ancient_Aliens_G06/12/2009 08:26I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Guestbook_Signer05/31/2011 23:16Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Epic_Fail_Guy12/22/2000 17:58This joke is an Epic Win!
@Hashtag_Master10/02/2002 10:58#funny #joke #retro #90s

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