Why did everyone start dancing? Because Epic Games added a free-to-play mode that turned 100 strangers on a bus into a global phenomenon of building… Read More »2017 Archive: The Launch of Fortnite Battle Royale
Why was there a woolly mammoth? Because people started looking for a decentralized Twitter, unaware that 140 characters (now 280) was a hard addiction to… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Launch of “Mastodon”
Why did the General get locked out of his PC? Because he tried to change his password to “Password2017” and the system told him it… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness 2017
Why so many “Slow-mo” clips? To make sure the taxpayers feel like they’re watching an action movie instead of a budget report. Part of the… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Combat Camera” Drone Footage
Why were we clinking the spoons against the teacups? Because the movie made “The Sunken Place” look like a real risk if the BBQ conversation… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Get Out Paranoia
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2017 Bestie! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working? Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch… Read More »2017 Classic: The Isabel
Why was Charlottesville such a 2017 turning point? Because we learned that “Nuance” is a very dangerous word when you’re talking about tiki torches. Part… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Fine People on Both Sides”
Why did they call it that? Because in 2017, if you didn’t use the word “Greatest,” it didn’t count as a legislative achievement. Part of… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Greatest Tax Cut in History”
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