2017 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Mel Gibson? For a performance that felt like he was just there to pick up a check and a few extra gray hairs. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
2017 Classic: The “Snowman” Logic
Why Michael Fassbender? For a thriller where the most mysterious thing was why the director didn’t film the entire script. Part of the 33 Razzie… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Snowman” Logic
2017 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
Why Veep? Because real-life D.C. became so absurd that the show’s writers had to work twice as hard to make their fiction stay funny. Part… Read More »2017 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
2017 Classic: The 30-Second Rule
Why did Colbert ignore it? Because when you’re singing with dancing Handmaids, time is an abstract concept. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Classic: The 30-Second Rule
2017 Vintage: The It Red Balloon
Why the clown? Because Bill Skarsgård proved that 2017 was the year we all became terrified of storm drains, yellow raincoats, and anyone named Pennywise… Read More »2017 Vintage: The It Red Balloon
2017 Archive: The Girls Trip Juice
Why Tiffany Haddish? For a breakout performance that proved you should never, ever go on a zipline after drinking too much. Part of the 34… Read More »2017 Archive: The Girls Trip Juice
2017 Archive: The Jay-Z “4
44”: Why the apology? For the legend being honest about his mistakes and proving that “grown-up rap” could be just as compelling as the club… Read More »2017 Archive: The Jay-Z “4
2017 Classic: The Lana Del Rey “Lust for Life”
Why the smile? For Lana finally looking happy on her cover while collaborating with The Weeknd and Stevie Nicks. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2017 Classic: The Lana Del Rey “Lust for Life”
2017 Vintage: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
The science teacher looking incredibly stressed because he couldn’t find the “play” button on the digital remote control, accidentally looping the documentary’s background tracks for… Read More »2017 Vintage: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
2017 Archive: The Clashing Clan Warfare
The group of eighth graders huddling around a single charger wire during lunch break, screaming because their mobile strategy base got raided while they were… Read More »2017 Archive: The Clashing Clan Warfare