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2017 Classic: The “Snowman” Logic

 Why Michael Fassbender? For a thriller where the most mysterious thing was why the director didn’t film the entire script.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blue_Screen_Survivor04/08/2012 22:44At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Full_House_Michelle08/05/2011 22:08You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Beverly_Hills_9021002/24/2013 14:06The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Better_Off_Dead10/16/2008 07:05I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Fire_Background05/09/1997 18:43This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Noob_Slayer_X11/04/2012 05:07Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Everquest_Solo07/21/1996 06:14Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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