Why did the lawyer represent Harley Quinn? He argued that “extreme relationship toxicity” was a valid mitigating circumstance for world-ending crimes. Part of the 47… Read More »2016 Archive: The Suicide Squad Defense
Why was the intern sad? He was told he was an “AR Specialist,” which meant he had to walk the partner’s phone around the park… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Internship
Why didn’t she need money? Because in 2016, she had a wig, a dancer named Maddie, and a beat that made us all feel like… Read More »2016 Classic: Sia (Cheap Thrills)
Why was he so loud? Because in 2016, he wanted to make sure everyone knew he was definitely not in One Direction anymore. Part of… Read More »2016 Archive: Zayn (Pillowtalk)
I told her my life is an open book. She said, “Yeah, a ‘picture book’—lots of images, very little plot.” Part of the 57 Marriage… Read More »2016 Vintage: The My Life
2016. Still haven’t caught ’em all, but I did catch a cold from my wife. Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Archive: The Status
What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All”… Read More »2016 Classic: The Little Frog
I had my first video call with a doctor. He said, “Please cough into the microphone.” I did, and he said, “Great, now my screen… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Telemedicine Physical
I asked if they cover ‘Tele-Health.’ They said, “Only if your router is in-network.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO &… Read More »2016 Classic: The Insurance
It’s just a room where you run away from your own insurance premiums. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine”… Read More »2016 Legacy: The HMO Gym
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