2016 Legacy: The MacBook Pro “Touch Bar”
Why was the designer tapping a tiny screen on his keyboard? He spent $3,000 for a row of emojis where his “Escape” key used to… Read More »2016 Legacy: The MacBook Pro “Touch Bar”
2016 Legacy: The Windows 10 “Anniversary Update”
Why did the computer restart during the CEO’s speech? Because Microsoft’s anniversary is more important than your career. Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Windows 10 “Anniversary Update”
2016 Vintage: The World of Warcraft “Legion”
Why was the IT department dark? Because the “Burning Legion” invaded and the boss was too busy saving Azeroth to save the server. Part of… Read More »2016 Vintage: The World of Warcraft “Legion”
2016 Vintage: The TikTok (Musical.ly) Launch
Why did the lawyer join Musical.ly? To see if he could “lip-sync” his entire closing argument and still bill for the performance rights. Part of… Read More »2016 Vintage: The TikTok (Musical.ly) Launch
2016 Legacy: The Office Juicero
Why did the lawyer sue the $400 juicer? For “fraudulently implying that hands cannot squeeze a bag of juice.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Office Juicero
2016 Classic: The 2016 Legacy
What’s the most 2016 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a Pokémon on their property isn’t an invitation… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 Legacy
2016 Vintage: Harambe
Why did a gorilla become the biggest celebrity of 2016? Because the internet decided that the only way to process a tragedy was to turn… Read More »2016 Vintage: Harambe
2016 Classic: The Chainsmokers (Closer)
Why were they never getting older? Because in 2016, this song played so much that time actually stopped moving forward for a while. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Chainsmokers (Closer)
2016 Archive: The Ending
Why did we want it to stop? Because 2016 was like a rollercoaster that only had drops and no brakes. Part of the 37 Celebrity… Read More »2016 Archive: The Ending
2016 Classic: The Captain America
Civil War: I told her I’m Team Cap. She said, “I’m Team Divorce if you don’t pick up your socks.” Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Captain America