2018 Legacy: The Bumblebee
I told her our car is a Transformer. She said, “It’s a 2012 Honda Civic, Greg. The only thing it transforms is our bank account… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Bumblebee
2014 Classic: The Dropbox “Carousel”
Why was the clerk confused? He just wanted to see his documents, but Dropbox kept showing him “magical memories” of his 2012 vacation. Part of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Dropbox “Carousel”
2014 Vintage: The Noah Movie
I told her I’m building an ark. She said, “Build a bookshelf first, like you promised in 2012.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Noah Movie
2014 Vintage: The San Francisco Giants “Parity”
Why was Madison Bumgarner not human? Because he pitched five innings of relief on two days’ rest to win Game 7 of the World Series,… Read More »2014 Vintage: The San Francisco Giants “Parity”
2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Level 65
Why was the man crying in the terminal? Because he’d been stuck on the same level since 2012 and the chocolate was winning. Part of… Read More »2013 Archive: The Candy Crush Level 65
2013 Vintage: The Diet 2
“The ‘Paleo’ diet is so 2012. In 2013, we only eat things that look good in a square photo.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Diet 2
2013 Classic: The Tequila
One shot to forget 2012, two shots to enjoy 2013. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Classic: The Tequila
2013 Classic: The Gotye Phenomenon
Why did “Somebody That I Used to Know” win Record of the Year? Because in 2012, you couldn’t even buy a loaf of bread without… Read More »2013 Classic: The Gotye Phenomenon
2012 Archive: The Mayan Calendar Ending
Why the party? Because we all spent December 21st listening to music and realizing that the only thing ending was our phone battery from tweeting… Read More »2012 Archive: The Mayan Calendar Ending
2012 Legacy: The Mustache Everything Craze
Why every girl’s binder, pencil case, and t-shirt featured a graphic print of a curly black mustache for absolutely no logical reason. Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Mustache Everything Craze