Why was the mall so dangerous? Because in 2019, we learned that the 80s were about “Scoops Ahoy” outfits and fighting meat-monsters in the food court.
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🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Idea of You
Why was Anne Hathaway dating a boy-bander? Because in 2024, we r...read more »
2024 Vintage: Chappell Roan
Why was she your "Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist"? Because in...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the se...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
The Titanic Obsession
After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywher...read more »
2025 Archive: Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco
Why was the wedding so floral? Because they decided to celebrate...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
In 2002, the world was spinning faster than a Kelly Clarkson high...read more »
33 Celebrity Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Meat Dresses” Edition
In 2010, the world was spinning like Leonardo DiCaprio’s top. We ...read more »
2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)
Why was he a country star? Because in 2024, Posty proved that he...read more »
The Cher Comeback
With the hit "Believe," Cher proved she was immortal, leading to ...read more »
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38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition
In 2024, the world became a waiting room for the latest Taylor Sw...read more »
2025 Classic: Zendaya’s Secret Ring
Why were fans using forensic zoom? Because one blurry photo of a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
Why was a concert clip the most-sent video of the year? Because ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy
Why was Ryan Gosling a stuntman? Because in 2024, Hollywood want...read more »
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I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
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