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1999 Archive: Star Wars

Episode I: Why was the table so disappointed? Because we waited 16 years for the “Ultimate Stuffing,” and it turned out to be mostly Jar Jar Binks-flavored filler.

Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Red Pill” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2023 Classic: The "Smurf Cat" (Shailushai)
Why was there a blue cat with a mushroom hat on everyone's phone?...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Planet of the Bass" Song
Why didn't the lyrics make sense? Because "Life, it never die" wa...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Hacked" Stuffing
Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
2025 Classic: The First "Mars-Grown" Spud
Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner11/21/1997 10:24Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@X-Files_Spooky11/03/1996 09:22I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Quake_Fragger02/16/1999 19:25M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Motherboard_Max01/28/2011 10:12This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Hellboy_Red01/10/1996 02:40I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Wrestling_Nut01/11/2010 23:30Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Beavis_Cornholio06/03/2013 12:41I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Scumbag_Steve_X12/18/2011 10:16Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Challenge_Acc04/28/1999 00:48Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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