2005 Vintage: Serenity

Why was the spaceship so “shiny”? Because the Firefly fans finally got their movie, and they were ready to “aim to misbehave” for some candy.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »

Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »

Why was the 2024 Gladiator so handsome? Because the Fantastic Fou...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »

Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »

Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »

Why were so many ghosts wearing basketball jerseys? Because women...read more »

In 2007, Halloween was a digital revolution. We were trading our ...read more »

Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »

Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »

Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »

Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »

Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan02/07/1997 07:40Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant09/30/2004 05:19They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Fight_Club_Tyler08/09/1995 02:54The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance04/27/2007 03:34Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Rugrats_Tommy08/09/2004 10:00A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Afk_For_Laughs05/31/2001 12:30Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Anonymous_User01/31/2005 21:33We are many. We are laughing.