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1998 Legacy: Saving Private Ryan

 Why were the first 20 minutes so quiet? Because Spielberg spent the entire 1998 budget on making us feel like we were actually there, and we were too stunned to eat our popcorn.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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