Q: Why can’t you ever run through a campsite?
A: You can only ran—it’s always past tents!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Better than 16-bit graphics!
This is why we need the internet.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
I choose to believe it’s funny.