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2007 Vintage: Portal Release

 Why was the cake a lie? Because GLaDOS taught us that test chambers are dangerous, companion cubes are precious, and gravity is a playground.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen & Transformation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9910/17/2009 22:04Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@The_Real_Morpheus08/17/1999 00:24What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Oracle_Says07/26/2014 19:27I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Memento_Guy11/18/2008 07:27Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Korn_Follower03/07/2005 23:59Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Goonies_Never_D04/10/1999 05:55Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Zoolander_Mug08/23/2014 16:59I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Distracted_Boy07/24/2006 23:26Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@IMVU_Chatter09/03/2005 03:123D laughs are the best!
@Last_Commenter07/17/2006 17:53Saving the best laugh for last!

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