Why was the cake a lie? Because GLaDOS taught us that test chambers are dangerous, companion cubes are precious, and gravity is a playground.
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen & Transformation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
3D laughs are the best!
Saving the best laugh for last!