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1995 Archive: Pocahontas

 Why did Disney fans have a “Colours of the Wind” Christmas? Because the soundtrack was the only thing capable of drowning out the sound of the dial-up connection.

Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee02/18/2001 18:54A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Emule_Donkey01/06/2000 03:28Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Neo_The_One08/28/2012 19:07I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Ninja_Turtle_R10/15/1998 00:18Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Get_Flash_Player03/11/1996 09:16Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Web_Crawler_9610/20/2000 21:31Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@ODP_Editor_9906/25/2001 17:35Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Flash_Game_Dev01/11/2011 15:02I should make a game about this joke.
@Epic_Fail_Guy11/20/2005 15:20This joke is an Epic Win!
@Safari_Surfer02/08/1995 16:04A wild laugh appeared!

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