Why was the family “shaking it”? Because Andre 3000 told us to shake it like a Polaroid picture, even though the digital camera was already making Polaroids obsolete.
Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition
In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Hacked" Stuffing
Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Delulu is the Solulu" Trend
Why did the niece think she was going to win the lottery on Black...read more »
33 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Thanksgiving was the year we stopped looking at each oth...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Better than 16-bit graphics!
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!