Why was the 2006 dinner so physically exhausting? Because before we could eat, we had to play five rounds of Wii Sports Bowling, and Grandma accidentally threw the remote into the pumpkin pie.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
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2024 Legacy: The Drake vs. Kendrick Beef
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
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2023 Legacy: The Year of the Girl
Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running
A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »
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2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
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