Why were the trick-or-treaters ignoring the candy? Because they were busy playing Breath of the Wild in handheld mode, trying to find one last Korok seed before the sun came up.
Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
2025 Legacy: 28 Years Later
Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Pumpkin" Security
Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dead Internet" Ghost
Why was the ghost just a glitching QR code? Because in 2025, 90% ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2011 “Skyrim & The Boy Who Lived” Edition
In 2011, Halloween was a mix of epic finales and digital beginnin...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce" Debut
What was the most popular "couples" costume? A world-famous pop s...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Was The Mummy
Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Moon-Tourism" Kid
Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!