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2005 Classic: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

 Why was the “Brangelina” gossip so hot? Because we were all choosing sides between “Team Jen” and “Team Angelina” while passing the cranberry sauce.

Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner08/03/2010 14:04Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Ebay_Sniper01/31/2009 07:23Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Trololo_Man_7001/01/1995 16:05Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Philosoraptor_X06/17/1999 21:45If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Railgun_Sniper10/03/2012 12:07I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Web_2_0_Fan11/21/2000 02:47This is the future of humor!

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