Impossible: Why did kids try to rappel from the ceiling to get their stockings? Because Tom Cruise made us believe that using the stairs was for “amateurs” and “non-agents.”
Part of the 40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
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31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
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2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Very nice! Great success!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
RT if you think this is funny!