Why did the world stop in June 2009? Because the King of Pop took his final moonwalk, proving that even in a digital age, some legends are truly irreplaceable.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
3D laughs are the best!