2004 Classic: Mean Girls

Why was the family photo so tense? Because the sisters wouldn’t let the cousins sit with them since they weren’t wearing pink on a Wednesday.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »

In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »

Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »

Why was the snowman smiling? Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »

Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »

In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »

Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »

Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan05/12/2008 09:39I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@ChatRoom_Queen06/08/2010 10:48A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@AOL_Instant_Msg10/09/2001 04:07I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Simpson_Quotes11/08/2010 17:48D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Iron_Man_Tony05/02/2006 15:32I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan11/04/1998 16:26Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Abe_Sapien_Fan12/03/2005 10:04I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Yugioh_Duelist05/20/2014 16:13You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Top_Gun_Maverick02/12/2006 18:54I feel the need... the need for comedy!