Why were we talking to aliens? Because BioWare gave us a galaxy to save and realized that “Commander Shepard” was the only person who could make decisions for us.
Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen & Transformation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
High five for this joke!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!