Why did Mario take his shirt off in the Euro semi-final? To show off his muscles and the fact that when he’s in the mood, he’s the scariest striker on Earth (for about 15 minutes).
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Classic. Simply classic.