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2005 Classic: Mariah Carey (The Emancipation of Mimi)

 Why was she so free? Because in 2005, she proved that you can’t keep a diva down as long as she has enough high notes to shatter glass.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor08/03/2011 23:22You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Pokemon_Blue03/16/2000 00:22Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@DVD_Collector12/16/2007 23:39Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Backstreet_Fan12/24/2000 11:39I want it that way... the funny way!
@Floppy_Fanatic08/07/2009 09:38Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Cyber_Security_X08/19/2000 17:47Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Snatch_Mickey11/10/1998 04:05Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Offspring_Guy10/22/2001 12:07The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Marquee_Text_Fan02/03/2011 09:13<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Happy_Tree_Fans03/09/1995 17:23So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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