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1996 Legacy: Margarine vs. Butter

 Why was everyone eating “plastic” spreads? Because the mid-90s convinced us butter was a death sentence, but a tub of vegetable oil was the fountain of youth.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Y2K_Ready05/14/2015 12:49If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Clueless_Cher02/13/2007 02:07As if! This is too funny.
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