Why was everyone eating “plastic” spreads? Because the mid-90s convinced us butter was a death sentence, but a tub of vegetable oil was the fountain of youth.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
As if! This is too funny.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.