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1996 Classic: Madonna (Evita)

 Why did Madonna spend 1996 on a balcony in Argentina? Because she wanted to prove that “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina” wasn’t just a song, but a warning to anyone who tried to take her spotlight.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tripod_Member12/22/1995 10:33Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Titanic_Survivor12/09/2009 01:09I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Flash_Player_Fan03/08/2004 04:41Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Terminator_2_Fan10/21/1996 05:59Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Scream_Ghostface02/22/2011 03:54Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Powerpuff_Bubbs05/26/2015 12:32Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
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