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2019 Vintage: Liquid Death Water

Why did it look like the kids were drinking beer? Because the canned water brand made “murdering your thirst” look like a heavy metal concert.

Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin11/07/2015 04:22Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@BBS_Sysop09/30/2011 22:07Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Technorati_Tag11/06/2015 01:57Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Hi5_Pro_User12/13/2000 16:10High five for this joke!
@Leet_Speaker_7712/25/2013 05:497h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Browser_War_V11/04/1997 18:40Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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