Why was the dinner so modest? Because Kendrick told us all to “sit down” and “be humble,” even if we just got the last piece of pie.
Part of the 33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “No...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »
2024 Archive: The "BBL Drizzy" Beat
Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Dial-Up Dreams” Edition
In 1998, Christmas felt like living in a sci-fi movie. We were al...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Optimized"? Because the AI did the shopping...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Brain-Link" Gifts
Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Self-Driving" Sleighs
Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I see you... laughing!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!