Why was a monkey stuck in Germany? Because in 2013, Justin Bieber learned that “international customs” applies to pop stars and their exotic pets.
Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: Snoop Dogg at the Olympics
Why was he at every event? Because in 2024, Snoop became the uno...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Subway "Yoga" Lady
Why was she everywhere? Because in 2024, we learned that doing a...read more »
2024 Classic: Alien
Romulus: Why was the "offspring" so creepy? Because in 2024, we l...read more »
2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)
Why was he a country star? Because in 2024, Posty proved that he...read more »
The Terminator in Office
Arnold became the "Governator" of California. Arnold Schwarze...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter (Espresso)
Why was 2024 so caffeinated? Because Sabrina Carpenter convinced...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »
The Cher Comeback
With the hit "Believe," Cher proved she was immortal, leading to ...read more »
2024 Archive: Glen Powell
Why was he everywhere? Because in 2024, between Twisters and Hit...read more »
😜 More from category: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition
In 2004, the world learned that on Wednesdays we wear pink, Janet...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2015 “Is It Blue or Gold?” Edition
In 2015, the world divided into two camps because of a single dre...read more »
2025 Archive: Stranger Things Finale
Why did Netflix actually break? Because the final episode was so...read more »
The Titanic Obsession
After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywher...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
The history of humor in one post.
Shut up and take my laughter!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!