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2022 Classic: Jurassic World’s Cloning

 Why was Dominion a target? For proving that even if you bring back the original cast and add giant locusts, you can still end up with a movie about prehistoric logic.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom06/11/2009 13:46I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Web_Master_Flex07/28/2014 09:34I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam08/21/1996 14:42I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/18/2007 12:03I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Starship_Troopers01/11/2015 17:18I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Rugrats_Tommy04/24/2004 17:15A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Flashdance_What08/11/2006 16:24What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Ancient_Aliens_G10/10/2005 06:18I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Evolution_Dance12/18/2014 11:38The history of humor in one post.
@Grammar_Nazi_9901/07/1998 06:13Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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