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1996 Classic: Jingle All the Way

 Why was this movie too real? Because watching Arnold Schwarzenegger fight for a Turbo-Man was exactly what every dad did at Toys “R” Us two days earlier.

Part of the 40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link05/26/1995 08:27It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Flash_Player_Fan04/20/2007 03:42Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Encarta_Explorer01/20/2004 14:57I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Backstreet_Fan02/16/1996 23:06I want it that way... the funny way!
@Incredibles_Dash05/28/2012 14:41That was super fast and super funny!
@Brazil_Terry_G11/01/1999 17:59Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Technorati_Tag03/02/2000 20:45Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Last_Commenter11/07/2000 08:55Saving the best laugh for last!

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